3 other people may have. Let me simplify for you.
Hamburger hate is silly and a waste of time. The "better" alternatives have been done multiple times and keep getting ousted for their fundamental flaws. The value being espoused is "how to waste the user's time in your app." That's doubly wasteful. Stop creating artificial engagement and stop fighting the burger.
Doubly wasteful is making me click twice to get to what I want. and everyone, stop calling it a burger, that's a wave. This is like early-human mythology, it should be ingrained in there somewhere.